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Written by Nate
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Monday, 26 June 2006 |
Global Distortion is a website devoted to satire at it's finest: Raw and uncut. I am doing this for fun, not for profit, so you won't see popups or blinking ads. I may add a few text link ads, but nothing that will get in the way of your enjoyment of the site.
If you want to swap links, EMAIL ME and I will get back to you asap. - NateMeet the rest of the gang that makes Global Distortion the greatest satire site ever! Professor Hu Flung Poo - He's a genuis chimp who challenges our conceptions of modern society all the way from the moon to manpurses. He is currently on sabbatical from the monkey scientific community and is keeping a record of all his findings for his monkey peers. Occasionally Global Distortion corners him and manages to wrangle an article or two from the good professor.
Captain Obvious - A super hero who, well, states things that you already know unless you've been hiding under a moon rock for several decades.
Tha' Patriot - This crusty old war vet tells it like he sees it in no holds barred opinion pieces about the state of the country and even the world.
Magnifico - Our resident astrologer clues us in on life's mysteries such as Love, Money, Power, and the Truth!
Global Distortion.com does not take itself or the opinions expressed in the articles and pictures all that seriously, so try to keep that in mind while you are here. Wait a minute, why are you reading this? Go read an article, horoscope, or a toon! Go on now, I dare ya!
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Last Updated ( Friday, 08 August 2008 )
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